Three Hats
A postman, a soldier and a Management Consultant were walking along together when they noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered woman lying there dead drunk and completely naked.
The consultant got out his mobile 'phone and called the police straight away. Meanwhile, out of respect and propriety, the postman took off his postman's cap and placed it over her right breast. The soldier took off his soldier's cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the management consultant took off his consultant's hat and placed it over her crotch.
When the police arrived, an officer conducted an inspection. First, he lifted up the postman's cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the soldier's cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the consultant's hat, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The management consultant was getting upset and finally asked "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a management consultant's hat, I find an arsehole."
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