Sex Holiday
A man bumps into an old mate in the street.
His mate tells him he's going on one of those sex tourism holidays.
"Nothing but sex, sex, sex the whole fortnight - it should be great!" he boasts.
A few weeks later he sees the same old mate in the pub, with his arm in a sling.
"How was your holiday?", he asks. "Oh fantastic.", replys the mate, "Nothing but ssex, ssex, ssex the whole fortnight - it was just as good as I expected."
"And what happened to your arm?", asks the man.
"Well... It was a self catering holiday!"
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