Single Black Female
This is a genuine article that appeared in a Melbourne newspaper:
Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I am a very good-looking girl lwho loves to play.
I love long walks in the bush, riding in your car, hunting, camping and
fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Stroke me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call xxxxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.
Over 5,000 men found themselves talking to the RSPCA about an eight week-old
black Labrador Retriever puppy.
Us men are so easy, aren't we?
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