Graham Saves The Day
Graham Norton and Dale Winton were having lunch at a posh restaurant when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see Betty sitting a few tables away, choking on her food.
Dale turned to Graham and said "Do you think we should help?", "Oh yes, we soooo should!" replied Graham, 'Leave it to me."
He minced over to where Betty was still having trouble. By now she was clutching her throat, quite blue in the face. "Betty! Betty! Can you breathe?", he asked her with concern. Betty shook her head and pointed to her mouth, miming that something was stuck in her throat.
"Hang on, Betty - I'll help you" Graham exclaimed. With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and started to lick her on the bum.
She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe again, to everybody's relief.
"That was amazing, Graham!" Dale said, "How on earth did you know what to do?"
"Oh it was nothing," said Graham with a smile, "that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"
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