Love in The Retirement Home
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden.
She meets Howard and they begin to chat, and before they know it,several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" and he replies, "Being with a woman!"
Mildred exclaims, "Why, you old wreck, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
I know," Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while."
Well, I'm sure I can oblige," says Mildred, who gently unzips his trousers,removes his manhood, and holds it in her hand. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they can sit and talk while Mildred holds Howard's manhood.
Then, one night, Howard doesn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred decides to find Howard and make sure he's OK. She walks all around the old people's home and finally she finds him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel. To Mildred's horror, she sees that Ethel is holding Howard's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yells, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have!?"
Smiling happily, Howard replies...
..."Parkinson's."
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