This is an unsophisticated little website with no whizzy java or animated graphics. Just a few bits and bobs that might be of interest to friends and relations of the Elmour family, Liverpool, England.
Please try and take the time to put a message in the guestbook before you leave. Thanks.

Weird and wonderful photos
Weird and Wonderful Photos
Freaky and fun - but be warned, some of them feature naked people - but it's all done in the best possible taste!
Here are a selection of the bizarre photos that people have sent me down the years.
(Last updated 25th Febuary 2005)
Scouse keyboard
(Scouse keyboard.)
The Old Jokes' Graveyard
This is the place where all the old jokes go to die!
A collection of the worst jokes you'll ever see, as inflicted on my friends via e-mail over the months.
(Last updated 26th November 2005)
Optical illusions
Optical Illusions
Seeing is believing - or is it?
Prepare to be boggled, bemused and otherwise befuddled by these incredible optical illusions.
(Last updated 17th November 2005)
Lennoxtown
Pictures etc. from Lennoxtown, Scotland, where Yvonne's dad John Haughie grew up. The pictures were taken on a trip in January 2003 and feature the graveyard where many of Yvonne's ancestors are buried.
(Last updated 26th November 2005)
EEEK! It's Rob's 40th birthday party!
We left 7 disposable cameras out for guest to use. Here are some of the pictures they took.
(Last updated 22nd May 2003)

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Coming soon:
Brain teasers - a real treat for all us intellectual masochists - including the now infamous "Twelve Balls" puzzle - complete with the solution many claimed didn't exist!