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Thu Nov 5 16:41:42 2009

name :  

Gundosgge

zjoke :  

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Thu Nov 5 16:41:41 2009

name :  

Gundostxo

zjoke :  

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Thu Nov 5 16:41:40 2009

name :  

Gundosrzo

zjoke :  

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Sat Sep 5 08:56:29 2009

name :  

HsvsRsvsesv

zjoke :  

none


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Mon Mar 2 02:05:22 2009

name :  

jhlionwtan

zjoke :  

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Sun Mar 1 00:51:17 2009

name :  

tukzvdnq

zjoke :  

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Sat Feb 28 12:05:52 2009

name :  

bekrkug

zjoke :  

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Fri Feb 27 23:03:48 2009

name :  

Robs son

zjoke :  

There are to children on a wall one says "have you heard about the man who swam London to France with no arms or legs"
The other one goes "no"
So "he was a cleaver dick wasn't he!!!"

:) ;) :}


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Fri Nov 21 15:42:12 2008


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Fri Nov 21 15:42:11 2008

name :  

ma995zda

zjoke :  

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Sat Nov 8 14:19:45 2008

name :  

emma ya necie

zjoke :  

one snowman says to the other.........
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Fri Jun 13 03:54:04 2008

name :  

itvunanhiyg

zjoke :  

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Thu May 29 21:20:36 2008


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Sat Jul 21 19:24:09 2007


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Tue Jun 26 08:16:32 2007

name :  

printer

zjoke :  

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Fri Apr 13 09:48:04 2007

name :  

fully

zjoke :  

wat does a pakistannie do wen they take a corner?

puts a shop there !!!


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Mon Mar 12 18:15:25 2007

name :  

iSHMAel@ku.com

zjoke :  

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Sun Mar 11 06:51:34 2007

name :  

iSHMAel@ku.com

zjoke :  

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Thu Feb 1 06:20:54 2007

name :  

sveta


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Thu Apr 27 14:11:51 2006

name :  

quinno

zjoke :  

oooo am a chaver if u are in the why al run u over al nick ur parts of an voxhall nover quinno


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Wed Apr 19 20:47:22 2006

name :  

black

zjoke :  

Q.what did the juge say when a scunk walked in to the court room?
A.odour in the court.


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Mon Apr 10 21:27:36 2006

name :  

taz

zjoke :  

how do you get a fat person in bed?
Peice of cake!


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Thu Mar 9 11:05:08 2006

name :  

anomus

zjoke :  

your mamas so fat when she asked for a water bed they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean


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Sun Feb 19 16:38:14 2006

name :  

liam and Linzi fulleylove

zjoke :  

Dunno how you found my joke. cheers for the message hope every1 is OK. we are all fine not much longer until Linzi's Baby is born. hope 2 see u all soon x x x x x x


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Mon Feb 13 00:10:20 2006

name :  

laura fulleylove

zjoke :  

Liam......surely you shouldnt be using language like that!! ha ha ha hope ur all ok, how mad is that that i found u on this site!!


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Sun Jan 22 14:00:55 2006

name :  

liam fulleylove

zjoke :  

Sorry Liam, had to edit this one a bit...
what do you call a racist on the moon - problem
what do you call two racists on the moon - problem
what do you call all the racists on the moon- problem solved


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Wed Jan 11 20:08:56 2006

name :  

ste

zjoke :  

Q: What do you call a blonde at university? A: A visitor.


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Wed Jan 11 20:08:30 2006

name :  

ste

zjoke :  

Q: How can you tell if a blond is a good cook? A: She gets the poptart out of the toaster in one piece.


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Tue Jan 10 14:12:41 2006

name :  

drover12

zjoke :  

why was the skelleton lonley: cos he had no-body to dance with.


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Tue Jan 10 13:58:52 2006

name :  

the ma\za

zjoke :  

wat do u call stephen in a tree? Twiggy


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Tue Jan 10 13:55:34 2006

name :  

the ma\za

zjoke :  

wat do u call faysal in a sleeping in the river? driffter


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Tue Jan 10 13:54:03 2006

name :  

stephen shepherd

zjoke :  

king kong,went ping pon,and wore a thing thon


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Tue Jan 10 13:52:52 2006

name :  

stephen shepherd

zjoke :  

why did the blond jump over the glass wall? to see what is on the other side


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Tue Jan 10 13:50:31 2006

name :  

liam fulleylove

zjoke :  

what do you call a chinese man with one ball bigger than the other?
Won hung low


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Fri Jun 10 13:51:23 2005

name :  

wilky and micheal

zjoke :  

why did the golfer take two pairs of trousers? just in case he got a whole in one


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Sat May 28 16:30:05 2005

name :  

Max

zjoke :  

Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently...
Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!


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Sun Jan 16 18:20:43 2005

name :  

Brian, Manchester

zjoke :  

I married Way Too Young... She's a nice girl... Cantonese...


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Sun May 30 16:47:11 2004

name :  

Elaine

zjoke :  

Two TV aerials got married. The wedding ceremony was boring, but the reception was great!


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Thu May 20 13:32:11 2004

name :  

Dawn

zjoke :  

Two nuns in the bath. One says "Where's the soap?" The other says "Yes it does rather, doesn't it?"


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Mon May 3 21:48:53 2004

name :  

chloe

zjoke :  

whats a hot dog with no middle on a holiday???
lol~!#$%A HOLLOWEENY


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